Friday, October 28, 2011

No Hanky Panky

Just when I thought all the good jobs were gone!

Bikini models needed for New Hot Tub (N Portland)

Date: 2011-10-27, 11:02PM PDT
Reply to: wiz.htmfed.ed6@gmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?]


I bought a beautiful new hot tub and don't have enough girls in it! So looking to hire some. No hanky panky No nudity

just clean fun. Hours and pay are negotiable. The only requirement are that your over 18 and look good in a bikini!

please send your name, age and why you want the job attach a recent picture and we'll start the process. Send it to

wiz.htmfed.ed6@gmail.com and thanks for your interest

  • Location: N Portland
  • Compensation: negotiable
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PostingID: 2672883783

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

I prefer to work with semi-colons

"Fill in"? Really?


Fill In For Colonic Therapist At Busy Portland Colonic Studio

Date: 2011-06-08, 3:14PM PDT
Reply to: job-3skkw-2429104076@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Because the owner and sole practitioner at this colonic clinic will be out of town for two weeks, we are seeking an experienced colon hydrotherapist to administer closed system colonics between Saturday June 18th and Tuesday July 5th at an established and busy colon hydrotherapy practice in Portland, Oregon.

If you are an experienced colonic therapist, and would welcome full-time work for a couple weeks, possibly leading to part-time work thereafter, please reply to this post with a description about yourself, including:

* your skills,
* your strengths,
* when you can be available,
* what type of colonic equipment you have used
* your experience administering colonic irrigation treatments.

All inquiries will be considered.

Thanks!

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PostingID: 2429104076

Saturday, May 7, 2011

The Graveyard Shift

Must be able to fight zombies, deflect ghosts, and be alert for all signs of the impending apocalypse.


Janitor/Mausoleum Attendant (SW Portland)

Date: 2011-05-04, 7:54AM PDT
Reply to: lee@riverviewcemetery.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Permanent part time weekend position, plus one evening during the week. Approximately 16 - 20 hours per week. Prefer cleaning experience, but will train the right person. Must be available to work all weekends & holidays. You will need a valid drivers license, transportation and be able to start immediately. E-mail or fax resume to Lee (503-452-2867).
  • Location: SW Portland
  • Compensation: $10.00 per hour
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PostingID: 2361841986

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Job-spiration

Wanted- Cobra Pit Cleaner
Must have own flip flops.


Thursday, March 24, 2011

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME WITH CAPS LOCK!

Listen. If house cleaning was fun, no one would hire house cleaners.

HOUSECLEANING IS FUN- WE WILL TRAIN YOU (Downtown PDX)

Date: 2011-03-24, 8:02AM PDT
Reply to: job-fvran-2283590072@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


We have owned an operated our business for 23 YEARS. Our specialty is thorough and detailed cleaning- we are not a dust and dash operation! WE ARE PERFECTIONISTS! Our CLIENTS ARE PICKY!!; primarily on the west side and in downtown. We are known as THE BEST!

Employees go directly to the homes- no reporting into an office. The most homes employees clean a day is 2-we do not rush you!!

We are a FAIR AND GENEROUS company with INTEGRITY - we live up to our word.
OUR average EMPLOYEES stays 2 years because they really LIKE THIS JOB!
We NEED EMPLOYEES NOW!!!- we always have work for our employees.

OUR OBJECTIVES:
Hire and train employees- not independent contractors- to be the BEST housecleaners in the city. Employees get a real paycheck from us- we pay taxes and insurance. (This is a real corporation.)
EXPERIENCE IS NOT NECESSARY-WE TRAIN YOU!
Find employees who want a fun energetic LONG TERM job.  Offer FLEXIBLE HOURS starting at 7:30 a.m. and finishing by 5:00 p.m.- Mon- Sat. - Minimum 5 hour shifts- morning starts only. Make this is a GREAT JOB for college students.

Compensate employees so they will have great JOB SATISFACTION. Training pay is $9.50 per hour. Once trained you are raised to $10.00 per hour-and then quickly to $11.00 per hour.

Keep employees CLOSE TO HOME so they travel less than the average metro commuter does. You are PAID your hourly wage for TRAVEL TIME in between homes, and we pay GAS ALLOWANCES.

PROVIDE employees with everything they need to be successful-WE PAY for your WORK CLOTHES.
TRAIN employees to be supervisors and work up to PROFIT SHARING and ownership positions.

JOB REQUIREMENTS:
o Be outgoing and ENERGETIC. THIS IS A JOB WHERE YOU MOVE A LOT!
o Have a strong sense of INITIATIVE and ATTENTION TO DETAIL. Be able to FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS. BE A MULTI--MULIT–TASKER!!! Be able to WORK INDEPENDENTLY with INTEGRITY!
o Be available to work staring at 7:30 a.m. for a minimum of 5 hour shifts. (We do not offer afternoon start times)
o Be PUNCTUAL and TRUSTWORTHY.
o Have well groomed appearance and OUTGOING personality. Have great COMMUNICATION skills.
o Understand attention to detail. BE A PERFECTIONIST!
o Must have a CELL PHONE and daily access to E-MAIL and a PRINTER so we can be in touch daily with important information.
o DAILY access to in home laundry machines-we require you to wash the cleaning cloths you use. Employees are paid for your time and laundry expenses.
o Own a dependable and clean AUTOMOBILE and have a valid driver’s license and proof of insurance.

o Speak, read, and write ENGLISH
o Be able to LIFT 30 pounds.
o Be BONDABLE.
o HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA
o 2 YEARS work experience
o Sign a non solicitation agreement

If this sounds right for you send a cover letter saying why you would be great for this job and PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR RESUME OR WORK HISTORY in your e-mail. There are many emails to read, so we do not respond to emails without cover letters and work histories or resumes.
  • Location: Downtown PDX
  • Compensation: Training pay is $9.50 per hour. Once trained you are raised to $10.00 per hour-and then quickly to $11.00 per hour.
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Saturday, March 5, 2011

The weak need not apply.

THIS MEANS YOU.

Seeking 3 Quality Individuals (Greater Portland)

Date: 2011-03-05, 9:15AM PST
Reply to: job-dmec6-2248400340@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


We are a Fortune 500 company, seeking 3 quality individuals to learn our business. Due to increased client demand we have more requests for service than we can handle and need help immediately.

We are seeking quality reliable sales oriented professionals who believe in honesty, integrity and truth.
No prospecting, no cold calling. We provide training, benefits and an exciting career with growth and stability.

Must have reliable transportation. Must pass a state required background check. Must be flexible, adaptable and trainable.
The weak need not apply.

For confidential interview, email resume for immediate consideration
  • Location: Greater Portland
  • Compensation: 40k plus bonus 1st year. Benefit package
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PostingID: 2248400340

Thursday, February 17, 2011

I Love a Good Mixed Metaphor!

Sharks don't hit the ground running - they just kind of splatter.


Top Sales Sharks Needed Now (portland area)

Date: 2011-02-17, 2:25PM PST
Reply to: job-t98ur-2220159445@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Looking for a motivational go-getter to hit the ground running.
3 positions available.

Company looking for the best of the best to train, grow, and develop the current market with one of the best pay plans ever. Must have an open mind and be able to see a vision. Commission only, but that won’t scare the people we are looking for.
Call 888-684-7414 or Click Here Hiring Organization: Wealthy Resources

  • Location: portland area
  • Compensation: 4-7K+ weekly net profit averages
  • Telecommuting is ok.
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PostingID: 2220159445


Okay maybe this shark could hit the ground running...

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Healthy, but not too healthy.

I love a good medical study, but I couldn't qualify for this one. I'm well within their overweight category, but they wanted me to have higher cholesterol, exercise less, and eat a typical american diet for 6 months.

I'm pretty sure I would need to take a bunch of pills after half a year of that bullshit.

Volunteers needed for study of dietary supplement (OHSU)

Date: 2011-02-16, 8:14AM PST
Reply to: bacons@ohsu.edu [Errors when replying to ads?]


We are looking for healthy men and women volunteers who are overweight or obese for a research study. This study will involve using a supplement called lipoic acid to lower risk factors that lead to atherosclerosis (hardening of the arteries). Volunteers will be randomized to receive either lipoic acid or a placebo (a pill that looks the same but has no lipoic acid in it). There is 50-50 chance of receiving the placebo.

Men and women, aged 18-50, should be healthy, non-smokers. There will be 5 visits over a 6 month period, lasting 1-2 hours each. They will have blood drawn, urine specimens given and body compositions assessed.

Participants will be compensated up to $345, if all study visits & dietary assessments are completed.

To find out if you qualify and to learn more about the study please contact Sandy Bacon, RN at 503-494-2003.
Principle Investigator: Jonathan Purnell, MD.

Sponsored by The National Center for Complementary and Alternative Medicine.

eIRB #3792


Monday, February 7, 2011

Who let the dogs out?

Wow- I don't know why I am looking for a job at all when I could just make our dog go earn 200k


COMPETITIVE, SKILLED SALES DOGS: Make $200k In Comm. This Year (All Portland)

Date: 2011-02-07, 3:57PM PST
Reply to: job-sxcy4-2202522498@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


ARE YOU HUNGRY to earn big $200k commissions?

CAN YOU close sales with the very best?

ARE YOU self-motivated and keen to get paid what you are really worth?

FACT: For the talented, motivated and keen-to-serve sales person, there is little else on the planet right now that provides the kind of earning potential as the expansion of B2B services in the online marketing world.

Small web company is expanding its sales force and is looking for determined, young, self-motivated sales people who have a background in sales – if you’re a competitive type, a self-leader, well-presented, eager to earn over $200,000 this year, and perhaps are a former athlete or have played high-level sports... then you will LOVE this!

YOUR DAILY JOB will be calling pre-approved business owners, making some appointments with these local-area owners... and then selling them either web design packages, or some of our web marketing packages. Closing a literally handful (5-10) of these easy B2B sales per week is your quota... with each customer worth around $1,290.00 to you (on avg.)! Most of these will be pre-closed by phone – making the appointment is just a formality.

NOW is the time to get in!

Due to the expansion that is planned, we will be filling out the organization and sales teams, meaning there will be ample opportunity to grow and ascend the company ladder quickly -- for those possessing the talent, tenacity and temperament that is required.

Since this is a very generous compensation plan (due to the expansion of the company), we do expect to fill our places very quickly, so we advise that you put your best foot forward, according to the notes below. Attitude and desire matter more than skill in this -- but sales calling and cold calling experience is critical!

NOTE the following:

- THE MOST IMPORTANT factor is you are determined and hungry to make big bucks!
- MUST be self-motivated and driven to succeed;
- MUST make min. weekly quota range of 5-10 sales;
- MUST dress and present professionally;
- MUST have own cell phone, computer and internet access;
- MUST have own car, transportation.
- OPTIONAL: if you have a “home office” with fax and set up, even better!


** HOW TO APPLY – CAREFULLY READ THIS

All applications must be emailed to us, Attention: Brooke Wright

To apply for one of these positions, please send Brooke the following:

1) CV / Resume
2) INCLUDE real, relevant references (2-3 – yes, they will be called before you.)
3) Your Facebook / LinkedIn pages
4) INCLUDE a Cover Letter explaining WHY this job posting interested you and why you are better than ANY other sales star for this kind of unique and well-paid role!
5) Please don't forget to NAME THE CITY you are applying for in the Email Subject Line, so we can file you accordingly and stay in touch.

We are truly looking for STARS to build this company with. Please do your best to “stand out” for us to consider you.

Successful applicants will interviewed by Ms. Wright in the coming days. After that, the field will be narrowed, and further interviews will be conducted with the company owners, where you will also learn more about the company and the 3 web design products and the 3 major web-marketing services.

Email us now! Good luck...

  • Location: All Portland
  • Compensation: Commission based, quota required. See details in posting above. Frankly, anyone with sales experience will find the quota relatively easy.
  • Telecommuting is ok.
  • This is a contract job.
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PostingID: 2202522498

goodnvague

i am so interest!

partimejoboffer

Date: 2011-02-05, 11:35PM PST
Reply to: job-udptq-2199769780@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


job available in our company if you are interest please contact us as soon as possible.

  • This is a part-time job.
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PostingID: 2199769780

Friday, January 28, 2011

Everyone needs a little help...

This is perfect for me because I've been working as an Assistant Assistant Assistant Manager for years, so this would be a big step up.



McMenamins Hotel Oregon - Assistant Assistant Manager (McMinnville)

Date: 2011-01-28, 11:43AM PST
Reply to: see below


McMenamins Hotel Oregon is now hiring a full time Assistant Assistant Manager. Qualified applicants will be 21 and over, have previous high volume serving and supervisory experience and have a fully flexible schedule. McMenamins offers a great benefit package and opportunity for growth in our ever expanding company! Apply online at www.mcmenamins.com or pick up a paper application at any McMenamins location. No phone calls or emails please! EOE

  • Location: McMinnville
  • Compensation: $9.00 plus tips
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PostingID: 2185211256
the following cartoon is stolen from http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/

VIVA PORTLANDIA!

This is great. I loved that episode.


Stolen Food Cart Benefit Concert (SE Portland)

Date: 2011-01-27, 9:52PM PST
Reply to: gigs-edtrk-2184298914@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Need a band(s) for a benefit concert 2/5/11 4-8pm. Need to be appropriate for all ages. No money but great publicity and press. Event will be announced on the news tomorrow. Need to be reliable and on time. Need help ASAP and confirmation. Please send links.

  • Location: SE Portland
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay
PostingID: 2184298914


Monday, January 24, 2011

Touch Me I'm Sick

Free medicine, you say? Whoo-hoo!
Okay, which one of you sickos wants to come over and infect me?

paid flu study, ages 20-80 (Portland, OR)

Date: 2011-01-24, 12:48PM PST
Reply to: gigs-uxcux-2177869188@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


If you are 20-80 years of age and are currently experiencing symptoms of the flu,
including a temperature of 100°F/37.8°C or higher, you may be eligible to help
evaluate an investigational medication.

Who is eligible to participate in this study?

To pre-qualify for this study, you must:

• Be 20 to 80 years of age,
• Be experiencing two or more symptoms of the flu, AND
• Have a fever of 100°F/37.8°C or higher for less than 36 hours

Qualified participants will receive study-related medical
medication at no cost. In addition, reimbursement for time and
travel may also be provided.

To learn more about this study, please contact:


Westover Heights Clinic
503-226-6678


  • Location: Portland, OR
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: please call for information

I thought college made you smart...

Here's a hint: It's just a bed sheet.

Need help having a Toga made (Beaverton (Schollsferry))

Date: 2011-01-24, 11:44AM PST
Reply to: gigs-ssjwv-2177724538@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


My girlfriend and I are going to a toga party and we want to have some toga's made. We would like to zest it up a bit by adding some color and other fun stuff. If you have seamstress experience and think you could do this shoot me an e-mail. My name is John. thanks.

  • Location: Beaverton (Schollsferry)
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: will negotiate.
PostingID: 2177724538


Saturday, January 22, 2011

Why do psychics need to advertise?

I'm reading your mind right now... the answer is no.


Professional Psychic Tarot Readers - Respectable Telephone Line (virtual)


Date: 2011-01-21, 11:26PM PST
Reply to: see below


Professional Psychic & Tarot Readers Upscale and Ethical Network seeks professional readers. This is a professional network - not a 900 line. Clients are given the best because readers on APN are screened and passed testing prior to hire. APN offers added incentives, bonus, yearly pay raise increases and good pay. Web Chat Readings, Phone Readings and Email Readings. For immediate consideration, fill out application on our website at http://www.absolutelypsychic.com/application.html

  • Location: virtual
  • Compensation: contract
  • Telecommuting is ok.
  • This is a part-time job.
  • This is a contract job.
  • OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
  • OK for recruiters to contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
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PostingID: 2173654880


Friday, January 21, 2011

Holy Hyperbole Batman!

We work so HARD! Super HARD! No one else works as Hard as us!  If you come work for us we won't even give you a keyboard, you'll have to browse the internet using the force of your mind. In fact, the fist level of the company is actually just a stationary bicycle in the basement that you'll have to pedal ALL NIGHT just to generate electricity for the rest of us. Then in the second level, you won't even get a chair - you'll just have to squat at your desk, holding a barbell in your teeth... on broken glass.


But wait, here's the ad:

You'll never work harder
Date: 2011-01-21, 2:59AM PST
Reply to: job-duvba-2171879981@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


We're looking for someone that finishes what they start, despite unreasonable obstacles. Ideally, someone who's educated enough to communicate clearly and effectively. While this is a desk job, we work HARD, and people comfortable in corporate America will not make the cut. We're not giving you a jackhammer to dig a ditch, we need trans-atlantic tunnels and you might just get a spoon.

Candidate requirements, in order of priority:

- Willingness to learn: it's imperative you follow advice and and accept constructive criticism. We need someone who's bright, modest, and can maintain a positive attitude in the midst of total insanity.

- Loyalty: we're a small, tight-knit company of extremely devoted individuals-- we're looking for members who understand the responsibility of a family.

- Responsibility: we have a few team members that work remotely from the east coast, Europe, and China and deal with clients across the globe. You must respond quickly and clearly to email during work hours, and be reachable by either phone, Skype, or email at all times in case of a deadline-related emergency.

We're more concerned with work ethic than relevant experience. We work extremely long hours, and will not tolerate people who don't fully invest themselves in the quality of the work that they do. Demonstrations of complex analytical thought will be required to pass the interview, but no previous knowledge of the subject matter is necessary to succeed.

We have a 7 level analyst system, and all team members (regardless of qualification), begin at Level 1. Advancement through the system is determined solely by competency, not time with the company, age, or work experience. The first 4 levels are hourly, 5 and 6 are salary, and the last level comes with a revshare and options.

Prior experience in Marketing, PPC, or Social Media is not required, but may be a plus if you're humble and show initiative. You will be working exclusively on Facebook marketing projects for Webtrends in our office on the tenth floor of the Pacific Center Building, Downtown SW. We run Facebook campaigns for the largest brands out there. We'll teach you.

If you think you can meet these criteria and you're interested in finding out more about the work we do, please reply via email with a short summary of your work experience, strengths, skills, and hobbies. You must have a laptop and reliable internet connection (preferably a smart phone, too). Please limit replies to 500 words. Mass blast resume submissions will be ignored-- demonstrate you're a thinker, say something relevant to Facebook marketing.
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Join the Family, Man

Damn... I have all of these things except for the penis.


Skilled tradesmen

Date: 2011-01-19, 3:05PM PST
Reply to: see below


I need an intelligent Family Man to work in our manufacturing plant. Must have small tools expertise and good computer and administrative experience. Great references and good skills.
Drug free, smoke free environment. Drug testing mandatory. Must have own pickup and good drivers license.
  • Location: Portland, Oregon
  • Compensation: $32,000.00 annually after training period.
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PostingID: 2169443217


Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Don't look at me, I've never done this before.

What? I didn't take the class, I thought YOU took the class.



White Water Rafting Guides-no experience required

Date: 2011-01-18, 3:59PM PST
Reply to: blueskyoutfitters@gmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?]


Blue Sky Outfitters Whitewater Raft Guide Training beginning March 26 for our 2011 Season


Does having fun with your friends on the river while making money sound like the job for you? Our company is GROWING! If you’re interested in a job as a whitewater guide, give us a call! We’ll have part-time, full-time, and weekends-only positions available.

If you have no experience, you need to pass a Commercial Whitewater Guide Training Class with the State of Washington. Blue Sky Outfitters offers the top Guide Training course in Washington: a highly intensive, hands-on series of classes taught by some of the top whitewater river rafting guides in the state. Our goal is to produce a graduating class that will meet our high standards for our own guides, as we hire most of our new guides from our guide training class.

We look for individuals with a strong work ethic, great attitude, good people skills, and the ability to always be on time and ready to go. You must have your own reliable transportation. If you meet these requirements, get good marks in the course, and have a passion for the river, we might extend an offer to join our company!

Although we hire guides from all over Washington State, Oregon, and Idaho, we’re especially looking for guides local to the following areas:

* Greater Seattle area
* Bellingham / Mt Vernon / Skagit River area
* Wenatchee / Leavenworth / Wenatchee River area
* Twisp / Winthrop / Okanogan / Methow River area
* Portland / Hood River / White Salmon River area
* Yakima / Naches / Tieton River Area

A Note about working as a Whitewater Rafting Guide

Becoming a professional river rafting guide is not for everyone. It takes commitment, dedication, and a willingness to constantly learn and improve throughout one’s career. But the rewards are outstanding. The confidence level of most guides excels within a very short period of time. You will become comfortable taking charge in front of people you have never met. Fellow guides become close friends with a common bond of love of the outdoors, and the constant adventures of challenging whitewater.

If this opportunity sounds like a good job match with your talents we encourage you to give us a call at 1-800-228-7238 or visit our website:
http://www.blueskyoutfitters.com/guide-training.php

REQUIREMENTS
Valid Drivers License
At least 18 years old
Competent Swimmer

CDL is a plus



  • Compensation: $65-$85 Per Trip PLUS TIPS
  • This is a part-time job.
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Monday, January 10, 2011

Call me Maverick

Telemarketing. Just like flying a jet fighter - Really.


TOP GUNS WANTED (Vancouver, WA)

Date: 2011-01-10, 2:29PM PST
Reply to: job-e4aps-2153820963@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


LOOKING FOR THE BEST OF THE BEST! We are currently hiring experienced, dynamic outbound telemarketers. Full time positions. Wages dependant upon experience. Paid weekly PLUS weekly bonuses and spiffs. Fun and relaxed atmosphere. We are on the busline. We are one of the top 200 home improvement companies in the country. If you’re tired of the boiler rooms and looking for a stable company we want you as part of our team! Please Call (888) 253-9166.

  • Location: Vancouver, WA
  • Compensation: Wages depending on experience
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Phone calls about this job are ok.
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 2153820963


Contact info, examples and references not required.

I'm pretty sure if I was a psychic who could find buried treasure I wouldn't be trolling craigslist for a job.

map dowser needed psychic (usa)

Date: 2011-01-10, 4:34AM PST
Reply to: gigs-dprgd-2152699686@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


I am looking to hire a talented dowser. Can you locate buried objects using a map? Ability to use google earth maps prefered over topo. I have a test to give you to verify your ability. If you pass I would like to hire you for a very well paid position. Payment for service can be negotiated. please include your contact info and any examples or references if you happen to have some, however these are not required.

Thanks

  • Location: usa
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: negotiated

Monday, January 3, 2011

I slam doors. Is that the same?

EVERYTHING IS EXCITING WHEN YOU SLAM DORITOS AND EAT ENERGY DRINKS ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!


Advertising for a local small business (Vancouver)

Do you eat Doritos?
Do you Slam Energy Drinks?
Call now and start working in a fun filled youthful environment.

$17.00 to $19.00 to start.
Qualifications:
High school graduate or equivalent.
Ability to learn and follow directions.
Able to begin immediately.
Must have own vehicle.
Good English speaking skills.

Company Offers:
Company trips.
Exciting travel.
Outstanding bonuses.
Indoor work for winter.
NO LAYOFFS

CALL NOW Personal interview will be held Monday and Tuesday only.

1-877-286-5921

  • Location: Vancouver
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.