But your music is still going to suck.

I tried to "take a gander" at your myspace, but it froze my computer. Maybe try getting a real website going first, then worry about the whole "Street Team" idea.

Local Band NEEDS a street team!
Date: 2009-11-27, 4:31PM

It's simple. We need more people coming to our shows, but with our limited time due to life requirements (jobs, children), we aren't able to commit as much time to show promotion as we would like. So, we need you. And we will pay you based on how many people you get to our shows. 2 bucks per head that you bring. How will we know how many you brought? Few different ways. Tickets can be used to identify you, cards, even name dropping (asking patrons who referred them). Eventually, once we get enough people to shows that we can afford pre-paid merch, you will get a cut of that as well (which will be discussed in the future). Take a gander at our myspace, listen to our tunes, and then decide if you want to do this.
www.myspace.com/metaphiscband

• Location: Portland
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• Compensation: $2 per person

oh wait- I didn't realize that you were locked in the basement together! No wonder you can't get out to promote yourselves! I apologize for mocking you.