Because the Little People hate little letters.

You know, I do enjoy yelling.
I'm 5'7", but I could walk on my knees.




SHORT PEOPLE WANTED FOR BRIEF PAID EVENT (portland)

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Date: 2009-11-18, 9:23AM PST
Reply to: gigs-m9uyj-1471629181@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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MIDGETS DWARFS LITTLE PEOPLE OR ANY ONE OVER 18 YEARS OLD AND SHORTER THAN 4'11 NEEDED. THIS IS FOR A PRANK THAT MY ORGANIZATION IS PULLING AND IT WILL BASICALLY ENTAIL RUNNING AROUND THROUGH A ROOM AND SHOUTING A STUFF DURING A SMALL MEETING OF 50 PEOPLE IT WILL TAKE PROBABLY LESS THAN 15 MINUTES TOTAL OF YOUR TIME AND YOU WILL BE PAID 20 DOLLARS! NO QUESTIONS ASKED I DO NOT YET KNOW OF THE EXACT DATE OF THE EVENT BUT I DO KNOW IT WILL BE ON A TUESDAY AROUND 10:30 AM

PRICE IS NEGOTIABLE!!!!!

THANK YOU

• Location: portland
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: $20 FOR 15 MINUTES