Thursday, February 17, 2011

I Love a Good Mixed Metaphor!

Sharks don't hit the ground running - they just kind of splatter.


Top Sales Sharks Needed Now (portland area)

Date: 2011-02-17, 2:25PM PST
Reply to: job-t98ur-2220159445@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Looking for a motivational go-getter to hit the ground running.
3 positions available.

Company looking for the best of the best to train, grow, and develop the current market with one of the best pay plans ever. Must have an open mind and be able to see a vision. Commission only, but that won’t scare the people we are looking for.
Call 888-684-7414 or Click Here Hiring Organization: Wealthy Resources

  • Location: portland area
  • Compensation: 4-7K+ weekly net profit averages
  • Telecommuting is ok.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Phone calls about this job are ok.
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 2220159445


Okay maybe this shark could hit the ground running...

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Healthy, but not too healthy.

I love a good medical study, but I couldn't qualify for this one. I'm well within their overweight category, but they wanted me to have higher cholesterol, exercise less, and eat a typical american diet for 6 months.

I'm pretty sure I would need to take a bunch of pills after half a year of that bullshit.

Volunteers needed for study of dietary supplement (OHSU)

Date: 2011-02-16, 8:14AM PST
Reply to: bacons@ohsu.edu [Errors when replying to ads?]


We are looking for healthy men and women volunteers who are overweight or obese for a research study. This study will involve using a supplement called lipoic acid to lower risk factors that lead to atherosclerosis (hardening of the arteries). Volunteers will be randomized to receive either lipoic acid or a placebo (a pill that looks the same but has no lipoic acid in it). There is 50-50 chance of receiving the placebo.

Men and women, aged 18-50, should be healthy, non-smokers. There will be 5 visits over a 6 month period, lasting 1-2 hours each. They will have blood drawn, urine specimens given and body compositions assessed.

Participants will be compensated up to $345, if all study visits & dietary assessments are completed.

To find out if you qualify and to learn more about the study please contact Sandy Bacon, RN at 503-494-2003.
Principle Investigator: Jonathan Purnell, MD.

Sponsored by The National Center for Complementary and Alternative Medicine.

eIRB #3792


Monday, February 7, 2011

Who let the dogs out?

Wow- I don't know why I am looking for a job at all when I could just make our dog go earn 200k


COMPETITIVE, SKILLED SALES DOGS: Make $200k In Comm. This Year (All Portland)

Date: 2011-02-07, 3:57PM PST
Reply to: job-sxcy4-2202522498@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


ARE YOU HUNGRY to earn big $200k commissions?

CAN YOU close sales with the very best?

ARE YOU self-motivated and keen to get paid what you are really worth?

FACT: For the talented, motivated and keen-to-serve sales person, there is little else on the planet right now that provides the kind of earning potential as the expansion of B2B services in the online marketing world.

Small web company is expanding its sales force and is looking for determined, young, self-motivated sales people who have a background in sales – if you’re a competitive type, a self-leader, well-presented, eager to earn over $200,000 this year, and perhaps are a former athlete or have played high-level sports... then you will LOVE this!

YOUR DAILY JOB will be calling pre-approved business owners, making some appointments with these local-area owners... and then selling them either web design packages, or some of our web marketing packages. Closing a literally handful (5-10) of these easy B2B sales per week is your quota... with each customer worth around $1,290.00 to you (on avg.)! Most of these will be pre-closed by phone – making the appointment is just a formality.

NOW is the time to get in!

Due to the expansion that is planned, we will be filling out the organization and sales teams, meaning there will be ample opportunity to grow and ascend the company ladder quickly -- for those possessing the talent, tenacity and temperament that is required.

Since this is a very generous compensation plan (due to the expansion of the company), we do expect to fill our places very quickly, so we advise that you put your best foot forward, according to the notes below. Attitude and desire matter more than skill in this -- but sales calling and cold calling experience is critical!

NOTE the following:

- THE MOST IMPORTANT factor is you are determined and hungry to make big bucks!
- MUST be self-motivated and driven to succeed;
- MUST make min. weekly quota range of 5-10 sales;
- MUST dress and present professionally;
- MUST have own cell phone, computer and internet access;
- MUST have own car, transportation.
- OPTIONAL: if you have a “home office” with fax and set up, even better!


** HOW TO APPLY – CAREFULLY READ THIS

All applications must be emailed to us, Attention: Brooke Wright

To apply for one of these positions, please send Brooke the following:

1) CV / Resume
2) INCLUDE real, relevant references (2-3 – yes, they will be called before you.)
3) Your Facebook / LinkedIn pages
4) INCLUDE a Cover Letter explaining WHY this job posting interested you and why you are better than ANY other sales star for this kind of unique and well-paid role!
5) Please don't forget to NAME THE CITY you are applying for in the Email Subject Line, so we can file you accordingly and stay in touch.

We are truly looking for STARS to build this company with. Please do your best to “stand out” for us to consider you.

Successful applicants will interviewed by Ms. Wright in the coming days. After that, the field will be narrowed, and further interviews will be conducted with the company owners, where you will also learn more about the company and the 3 web design products and the 3 major web-marketing services.

Email us now! Good luck...

  • Location: All Portland
  • Compensation: Commission based, quota required. See details in posting above. Frankly, anyone with sales experience will find the quota relatively easy.
  • Telecommuting is ok.
  • This is a contract job.
  • OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 2202522498

goodnvague

i am so interest!

partimejoboffer

Date: 2011-02-05, 11:35PM PST
Reply to: job-udptq-2199769780@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


job available in our company if you are interest please contact us as soon as possible.

  • This is a part-time job.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 2199769780